So after my last post, the one waxing poetic about my amazing (
fucking cocksucking) boyfriend, you totally knew that I was not only jinxing myself but that I was pretty much just coming straight out and asking for him to be a dickhead right?
Yeah. Duly noted not to put such nice things about him out there into the universe so that said universe can then bitch-slap me with my niceties.
Really, things are fine, it’s just that every day I have to remind myself that he’s not perfect and I CHOSE to take him back – for better or worse, right? RIIIIGHT?
I swear, if everyone just did what I wanted, when I wanted – the world would be freaking awesome.